A few others on the list that jumped out at me:
4. Spontaneity takes a few rehearsals.
10. No one's so entertaining as the one who thinks you are
13. Office supplies stores are the Cathedrals of Work in General. They forgive, they console, they promise a new start. These supplies have done work like yours a million times. Maybe when you get home it will already be finished.
14. When it gets ahead of itself, the wave breaks.
15. I'd listen to my conscience if I could be sure it was really mine.
17. The lesser of two evils is the one with the less evil friends.
26. What keeps us deceived is the hope that we aren't.
34. Do unto others and an eye for an eye have the same payment plan.
38. The great man's not sure he wants you to criticize even his great rival, let there be no such thing as greatness.
40. My best critic is me, too late.